beware of these viruses( virii???)

[rattattack1313]

Beware of these virus outbreaks...

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 30GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 5GB and then slowly expands back to 30GB.

Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

Government Economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

New World Order virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

Oedipus Rex virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self distructs only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America....

[hakhawk]

lmao, funny as!!! i have heard a few of them, but theyre all good.