Can't argue with logic

[Reaper]

Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, 'If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?'
Douglas replied, 'I would get in my helicopter and fly away!'
The doctor then asked, 'Where did you get a helicopter from?'
Douglas replied, 'The same place you got that ****ing train!'

[Morton]

hahaha, that was a good way to wake up ^^ Thanks for that reaper