Crocodiles????

[Ironcross]

A skink (small lizard) was wandering through the bush one day when he looks up and sees a monkey sitting in a tree sucking hard on a big fat spliff. The monkey calls down to the skink "come up here and share this with me". So the skink scrambles up the tree and parks himself beside the monkey, takes the Bob Marley and starts to enjoy himself.
After an hour or so the skink and monkey are well ripped. The skink turn to the monkey "I'm gonna go down the creek and get a drink, i'm parched". "No problems" says the monkey and continues to puff away.
As the skink approaches the creek a crocodile swims over and starts talking talking. "Hey there little buddy, what ya upto?". " Not much, just enjoying a quiet spliff with my monkey friend just over there in the bush, feel free to go over and chat to him, he's really nice".
The skink stays by the creek to take in some water and let his head clear a little, meanwhile the crocodile makes his way over the monkey, who by this time has consumed far to much dope. As the crocodile comes around the last tree, the monkey catches sight of hims and exclaimes,


"BLOODY HELL, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK????"

[Mk III the HSV]

Lol, didn't expect that for a punch line

[EllaBella]

good one!