5 rules for a happy life

[Reaper]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

[Emackulation]

LMFAO, hahaha.

[daron]

hahahaaahahaha i like that one

[f1tzy]

lmao. i like it cause its tru lmao

[88GreenVN]

Your a funny bugga Reaper. made me laugh my guts out.

[feistl]

Punch line is actually...

"And it's very, very important that these four women never meet"

[STEALTHY™]

Punch line is actually...

"And it's very, very important that these four women never meet"

Actually, reapers version was doing the text message rounds about a year ago, and sounds much better than your one.

[Reaper]

Meh - they all do the email rounds... I try to pick some of the better ones. Sorry to all those who have heard it before.

Reaper

[STEALTHY™]

Meh - they all do the email rounds... I try to pick some of the better ones. Sorry to all those who have heard it before.

Reaper

Theres always someone who's seen them all. And then theres always someone who misses everything.

Keep posting!

[Wombat]

A married man only needs to know a couple of things to remain happy...
1: Learn to say "Yes dear, you're right", and "sorry dear, I was wrong"...that's it, all you'll need to know.
2: You can still appreciate a pretty women walking by, but you can't turn your head to follow them as they walk past...

[Wagon_Wheel]

Lol good one reaper, heard it before but its still good