Funny Incident...

[CSP]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my @rse and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

[Rhino Racing]

HAAHAHA! Thats Tops!!
Maybe you just need worming????
Vet has a special on Neutering this week to if your intersted???

[The1985divo]

Omg PSML! classic

[Bravotwozero]

This story sounds about as likely as you being present in a flight tower witnessing an incident between the RAAF and the police that didn't even happen.

P.S I think you're full of ****!

[Emackulation]

You all do realize that CSP didnt say this right, hes just telling a joke. Its funny as though.

[stocky]

This story sounds about as likely as you being present in a flight tower witnessing an incident between the RAAF and the police that didn't even happen.

P.S I think you're full of ****!

*looks at top of page*
*see that this is posted in jokes section*

you fail

[Bravotwozero]

Do now! lol. Thanks Mack!

There is only 1 thing worse than being owned, and that is being owned by yourself!!!

My apologies CSP

*looks at top of page*
*see that this is posted in jokes section*

you fail

Look again. Titled Jokes AND Humour. Doesn't mean it has to be fictitious humour.

Looks like you fail

[stocky]

Look again. Titled Jokes AND Humour. Doesn't mean it has to be fictitious humour.

Looks like you fail

bah we both fail