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    Default Funny Incident...

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my @rse and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

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    HAAHAHA! Thats Tops!!
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    Omg PSML! classic
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    This story sounds about as likely as you being present in a flight tower witnessing an incident between the RAAF and the police that didn't even happen.

    P.S I think you're full of ****!

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    You all do realize that CSP didnt say this right, hes just telling a joke. Its funny as though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bravotwozero View Post
    This story sounds about as likely as you being present in a flight tower witnessing an incident between the RAAF and the police that didn't even happen.

    P.S I think you're full of ****!
    *looks at top of page*
    *see that this is posted in jokes section*

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    Do now! lol. Thanks Mack!

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    My apologies CSP

    Quote Originally Posted by stocky View Post
    *looks at top of page*
    *see that this is posted in jokes section*

    you fail
    Look again. Titled Jokes AND Humour. Doesn't mean it has to be fictitious humour.

    Looks like you fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bravotwozero View Post

    Look again. Titled Jokes AND Humour. Doesn't mean it has to be fictitious humour.

    Looks like you fail
    bah we both fail

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