French paratrooper

[Phreddy]

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the Aussie SAS (Special Air Service) for special training.

After the first day they met up in the bar. 'Ah, Pierre,' asks one, ' 'ow 'av you been doing?'

'Merde!' answers Pierre. 'I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground.'

'And zen what 'appened?' inquires his mate.

'I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said 'Jurmp!'.

'And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.

'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a Frenchparatrooper. I do not jurmp five feet. It is beneass my dignity.'

'And zen what 'appened?' asks his mate.

'Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off zeground, and 'e said 'Jurmp!'.'

'And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.

'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. It isbeneass my dignity to jurmp ten feet.'

'What 'appened zen?' asks his mate. 'Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze paradeground 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e said:'If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm.'.'

'Ooooh!' says his mate. 'And did you jurmp?'

'A leetle, at ze beginning.'

[Tophies]

... lol eww

[Emackulation]

Lol, whats with you and the gay anal rape jokes lol.

[Phreddy]

HAH!!!

Fear factor, Mack!!

[UNKNOWN]

Not bad at all!!!!