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    One day a 10 year old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up beside him.

    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" the driver said.

    "No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

    "How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver.

    "No way", replied the irritated youngster.

    "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY bucks then"? Quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

    "No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy.

    "OK, I know what you want, I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies", The driver offered.

    "NO," screamed the boy.

    "What will it take to get you into the car"? Asked the driver with A long sigh.......

    The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Falcon, you live with it."
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    Ha ha. I got kick out of my brothers new ford BA Ghair (what ever it is) on the way to get take out one night after complaining of no rear leg room. 10 metres from his house he stops the car and just said "out". When I get back indside the house after being away for just 2 minites I get the "whats wrong" quiz. I just cant get into a ford I say - no more was said over dinner. He purchased a ford becuase they were a lot cheaper than the Commodore. After 2 years he's now looking at the VE Calais to replace the ford.
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    ROFL, gold.
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