Getting Old

[Reaper]

Games to play when we're older:

1. Sag, you're it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

[Grennan]

OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Ewww. To many images in my head.

[VZTHUNDER]

lmao @ simon says something incoherent.

[Tammy]

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

or when you call your kids by your dogs name...whoops