Classes for men

[Tammy]

Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Aug 30, 2008

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours, beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion ofany of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[EvoVIIIJDM]

gay............

[UNKNOWN]

^^^ agreed!

[Kikki]

gay............

LOL yeah gay....only GAY guys would know and do any of the above

[Astranomical]

Well I'm not gay, and I know how to do most of them

[STEALTHY™]

Well I'm gay, and I know how to do most of them

Good for you!

[Zuicider]

we have a man hating feminine female in our mists. its women like her that has given women rights and taken away ours..... *runs n hides*

[STEALTHY™]

we have a man hating feminine female in our mists. its women like her that has given women rights and taken away ours..... *runs n hides*

Men still have rights. We just have penises that usually do the thinking for us.

[BOY1236]

Tammy if you have free time come live with me for a week

you well know that those thing makes us HAPPY

[Zuicider]

Tammy if you have free time come live with me for a week

you well know that those thing makes us HAPPY

haha cheeky bugger

[Tammy]

we have a man hating feminine female in our mists.

Firstly I think you mean "midst" or is it misty here on JC
Secondly I'm really not a man hater...just married is all

[s_ikari2015]

I come from a household with a very.... commanding mother. I've learnt what I need to survive, or else.

I like them. I think they're funny. If that makes me gay, then so be it. Although personally I think the fact I'm attracted to guys and like to have intercourse with them is moreso the reason I am gay.. :P

[EvoVIIIJDM]

I come from a household with a very.... commanding mother. I've learnt what I need to survive, or else.

I like them. I think they're funny. If that makes me gay, then so be it. Although personally I think the fact I'm attracted to guys and like to have intercourse with them is moreso the reason I am gay.. :P

this isnt lavalife