How To Save The Airlines

[BlackVXGTS]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

[jetspin_vn]

Praise you good sir! I wholey endorse this plan. Might have to foward it on to managment.

[BullittSV6]

I second that...no more first class, buisness class, economy class...that is all class!

[Shounak]

Pure gold..

[AttaBoy]

What about kids and children??

[wildss]

Originally Posted by AttaBoy

What about kids and children??

um arent they the same thing? lol
*** em i say theyll get their turn eventually

[s_ikari2015]

a survey discovered that only 10% of passengers think screaming children have just as much right as everyone else on a plane and shouldn't be separated. The rest think they should be separated.

Easy, Adults Only section, and Children Section. Midnight Misery flights would no longer be a misery... You could stay up all night.... :P roflmao

[xlr8_87]

hahaha awesome

I'd be flying to and from work if that came into place!

[adamvnss]

nice one lol

[pow3rslave]

Originally Posted by AttaBoy

What about kids and children??

no-one wants to see them strip! you're sick!