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Zero to 200
Ed was in deep trouble. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ****ed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed's funeral is next week.
Originally Posted by som
Donati..Whoa Green
Sh!t where can I get something that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds.
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