Dear Son !!!

[holdensupporter2005]

A Tasmanian Mum Writing to Her Son

Dear Son,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. You Dad read
in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your
home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because
the last Tasmanian family that lived here took the house numbers when
they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not
sure it works so well though, last week I put a load in and pulled the
chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only
rained twice last week, The first time for three days and the second time
for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send you. Your Uncle Stanley
said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so
we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your
sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet so I
don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your
brother.

Uncle Ted fell in the whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had
him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in their ute. Ralph was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other
two friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn't get
the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time, nothing
much has happened.

Love Mum.

P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

[STEALTHY™]

ROFL


I'm in tears. Absolute gold!

[BullittSV6]

Awesome, will be forwarding this one round the office tomorrow

[jas98]

OMG that is just..........GOLD

[spauldj308]

Why is it always the Tasmanians?

[arrow224]

HAHAHAAHA....great stuff.

[evl-304]

yea thats what i wana know why pick on tasmanians??

[holdensupporter2005]

Thats just how it was emailed to me

[cammes]

hahahah funny as