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Old 15-05-2008, 06:26 PM
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Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's sphincter have in common?

A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later your tongue is going there.
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Old 15-05-2008, 06:27 PM
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lmao. thats a good 1
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Old 15-05-2008, 06:28 PM
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fark that for a joke
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Old 16-05-2008, 12:12 AM
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Old 16-05-2008, 04:12 PM
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and they both leave a tingling feeling after you lick them
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Old 16-05-2008, 04:16 PM
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and they both leave a tingling feeling after you lick them
and an aftertaste....
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Old 16-05-2008, 05:38 PM
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and an aftertaste....
omg, you bloke's have been their!!
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Old 01-06-2008, 10:24 PM
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ha ha ha ha that is a goody but an oldy
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Old 02-06-2008, 02:05 PM
 

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Dude, yuck lol.

Still always test 9volts with my tongue, such a bad choice.
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:08 PM
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:32 PM
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Ha Ha Ha Thats Good
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:33 PM
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HA HA HA thats good
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