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  1. 15-05-2008, 06:26 PM #1
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    Default 9 volt battery

    Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's sphincter have in common?

    A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later your tongue is going there.
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    lmao. thats a good 1
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    fark that for a joke
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    and they both leave a tingling feeling after you lick them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    and they both leave a tingling feeling after you lick them
    and an aftertaste....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    and they both leave a tingling feeling after you lick them
    Quote Originally Posted by LS1Chubby View Post
    and an aftertaste....
    omg, you bloke's have been their!!
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    ha ha ha ha that is a goody but an oldy
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    Dude, yuck lol.

    Still always test 9volts with my tongue, such a bad choice.
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    electrifying
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    Ha Ha Ha Thats Good
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    HA HA HA thats good
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