Some weird and stupid News HEADLINES!! Funny!
YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES OF 2007
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[no ****?]
haha lol some really funny/blond ones there :P
LOL these ones had me in tears.Originally Posted by needwork2-4fillhabbit
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A heap of random newspaper things ive saved.
WTF?!?!
Should be in the jokes section.
Some of them are real funny LOL
Ahahaa couple of beauties there, the harry pothead broom stick ahaha and the cowboy ehehe.
that feminist chick with the grade 2 writing skills needs a kick in the face
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not sure that they are 2007 (some have been around the block a long time). Funny nonetheless.
Heading to jokes section.
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Here is a few that I have found in the last little while.
Fire ends teens' attempt to lose virginity | The Australian
Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner | The Australian
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