Simpsons Quotes

[BullittSV6]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Ralph:"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, 'Smashing Pumpkins'."
Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

Homer: It's not just a store - it's a Megastore! 'Mega' means 'good,' 'store' means 'thing.

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer your question, I don't know.

[nicko]

classic, they are all great.

For those of you who love a good quote then you might be interested in this link:

Anchorman Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Will Ferrell movie

[BullittSV6]

classic, they are all great.

For those of you who love a good quote then you might be interested in this link:

Anchorman Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Will Ferrell movie

Anchorman - One of the all time great movies. If you don't like this movie you have no sense of humour!

[LM8185]

Titania: But you said if i slept with you i wouldnt have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman says alot of things! Oh Yeah!!! (Thrusting Hips)

Mr Burns: Smithers, I thinks ill donate a million dollars to charity... When Pigs Fly!
Mr Burns and Smithers: Hysterical Laughter
Pig flys past window
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now sir?
Mr Burns: no, id still rather not.

Homer: No beer and no tv make Homer something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if i do! AHH, EE, AYE, AH, AHH, ARGH HE, HOO, HE , HOO (twitching wildly)

Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

Homer: OH MY GOD!!! Tramampoline, Trompopoline!

Homer: If this were a cartoon the cliff would break off now. (Speeds up to night time). Im thirsty. (Cliff breaks) Ahhh!!!

God, i love the simpsons so much, cracks me up. Nice Work

[Grennan]

My favourite quote of all time from Simpsons, makes me **** myself just thinking about it.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Mailman: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: ...I dont know.

[NORTI]

Homer..... no TV & no beer make Homer something something....
Marge.... go crazy?
Homer.... Dont mind if I do.....


Homer (dressed as the devil) *sings* I am evil-Homer, I am evil-Homer

Lisa *sings* You dont make friends with salad....

Ralph..... thats so 1991

Ralph.... go banana!!

Ralph.... My cats breath smells like cat food

Ralph.... Me fail english? thats unpossible!



Oh BTW I love Ralph

[nicko]

Ralph: Why do people run from me? *wets his pants*

[UNKNOWN]

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! Hi Dr. Nick!

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T!

Homer: Woop woop woop woop woop *spinning around on floor*

Homer: Its just a little airborne, its still good, its still good!

[UNKNOWN]

Homer..... no TV & no beer make Homer something something....
Marge.... go crazy?
Homer.... Dont mind if I do.....


Homer (dressed as the devil) *sings* I am evil-Homer, I am evil-Homer

Lisa *sings* You dont make friends with salad....

Ralph..... thats so 1991

Ralph.... go banana!!

Ralph.... My cats breath smells like cat food

Ralph.... Me fail english? thats unpossible!



Oh BTW I love Ralph

Homer sang that then Bart joined and then Marge and got a conga line crankin!

[NORTI]

oops! Its Lisa's fault thou!! lol

[CANYONERO]

just lookin at the quote brings back memmories lol,

computer: to continue press anykey

homer: wheres the anykey?

[nicko]

i think i'll order a TAB. Oh no time for that the computer is turning on!

[UNKNOWN]

oops! Its Lisa's fault thou!! lol

Lisa: Its tomato soup served ice cold!

[mischa]

I cant believe no ones thought of this before!!

My favourite quote of all time from Simpsons, makes me **** myself just thinking about it.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Mailman: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know.

thats gotta be one of my fav's!

Chief Wiggum: Im directly under the earths sun nnnnnnnnnnow.

[Stretchomatic]

flanders: hey homie, i can see your doodle.

homer: shut up flanders!
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homer: marge am i turning you on?
marge: no homer
homer: (deep voice) what if i talk like this?
marge: no homer
homer: what if sing?...i gave my love a chicken, it had no bones...mmmm chicken.

[CANYONERO]

mr burns - Excellent. (i use that all the time!)

[pow3rslave]

i love when maggie ends up with a sign on her that says 'i'm a stupid baby' (i think it was meant for lisa)

and the social worker goes 'stupid babies need the most attention'

my gf's sister just had a baby, so i'm dying to make a sign like that..

[azkwazere]

Ralph: Hi principal Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Charmers.

bwahahaha laugh to death at that...

Do you like thai?
Homer: Tie good, shirt better....

Homer: Do you have any sugar?
Scorpio: Oh yeah sure, here you go... sorry its not in packets.. do you want some cream?
Homer: mmmmmmmmm....no.....

too many to start writing now...lol...

aZk.

[Grennan]

Homer: This is Ned Flanders, MY FRIEND!
Lenny: What did he just say?
Carl: I dunno, something about being gay.

Ned: Lets thank the lord for another wonderful school day...
Super Intendent Charmers: Thank the Lord? THANK THE LORD? GOD HAS NO PLACE WITHIN THESE WALLS!

[UNKNOWN]

Homer: The human wang is a beautiful thing Maude(sp)!

[stocky]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

also, this bit is great to do when arguing with someone haha

Homer: Twenty-one? Do that card counting thing again. Come on: do
it again.
Raymond: Definitely have to leave the table.
Homer: No! Please, please, please, please, please?
Raymond: Gotta watch Wapner. Leave the table. Yeah, leave the table.
Homer: No! [grabs his arm]
Raymond: Aah! [screams repeatedly, hits his head with his palm]
Homer: Aah! [screams repeatedly, hits his head with his palm]

[dynamytedave]

Homer "One liberty bell, two liberty bells, D'OH! Uh I mean yay, three liberty bells."
Apu " Mr Homer, would you please be removing your thumb from the ticket"

Linda Rondstat singing "...Mr Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer, so you'd better make that call to The Plow King"

Homer picks up a saxaphone, puts it to his mouth and talks through the mouth piece,
"Saxamaphone, saxamaphone."

[MiSs MeOw]

Homer picks up a saxaphone, puts it to his mouth and talks through the mouth piece,
"Saxamaphone, saxamaphone."

hahaha thats one of my favs

[azkwazere]

Tv: "2 + 2 is 4, 2 + 2 is 4, 2 + 2 is 4, 2 + 2 is 4, 2 + 2 is 4,"
Homer: "i can see why this is so popular!"

aZk.

[Joey_21]

when flanders and homer go 2 the snow

Homer:what are u wearing flanders
flanders:its a snow suit
Flanders:it feels like im wearing nothig at all,,nothing at alll ,,nothing at allllll
homer: ahhhhhhhhhh

Homers head: lisa needs braces dental plan-repeats 3 times