Mood ring

[Dayvo]

Lately i have been unhappy with my wifes mood swings,
so i bought her a mood ring the other day so i would be
able to monitor her moods.

We've discovered that when she is in a good mood, it
turns green ,and when she is in a bad mood, it leaves a
big f * ckin' red mark on my forehead.

Maybe next time I'll buy her a diamond.

[daron]

hahahahahahhahaha
that would hurt