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    Default Married?

    Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

    WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

    HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

    WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

    HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

    WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

    HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

    WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

    HUSBAND: 'Sure. It 's a great house.'

    WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

    HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

    WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

    HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

    WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

    HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

    WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

    HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

    WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

    HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

    WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'

    HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed.'

    WIFE: - silence -

    HUSBAND: ' . . . ****.'

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    Hahahahahahaha Thats some funny **** lol
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    Doh! thats a good one, ill send that around at work

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