Usrsf

[CSP]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick-up trucks, country music, NASCAR, Jesus and mullet hair cuts.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Elvis.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

[Jecs]

lmfao.
bet ya minux has one of them under his pillow

[UNKNOWN]

Haha, redneckn squad!