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  1. 05-06-2008, 03:35 PM #1
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    Q. Two Frankston girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

    A. Society.




    Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?

    A. A bus shelter.




    Q. What do you call a 30 year old Frankston girl?

    A. Granny.




    Q. Why did the Frankston girl cross the road?

    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.




    Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?

    A. The bride.




    Q. What's the first question during an Frankston quiz night?

    A. What you looking at?





    Q. Two Frankston kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

    A. The policeman.




    Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and an Frankston girl?

    A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count.




    Q. Three Frankston youths drive over a cliff in a Ford. What is wrong?

    A. The car seats four.




    Q. What's the most confusing day in Frankston?

    A. Fathers day




    Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Frankston?

    A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
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    Man ive never laughed so hard in my life. OMFG, what a ****er.
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    Quote Originally Posted by `daj0pe View Post


    Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and an Frankston girl?

    A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count.



    AHAHAHAHAHA!!! thats ****in gold mate +1
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    how true are they haha
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    i take it Frankston isnt a nice area.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS1Chubby View Post
    i take it Frankston isnt a nice area.....

    Gold.
    Replace Frankston with Elizabeth, and you get the idea Nicko will know what i mean.....

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    Mint.......
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha the bride and fathers day ones were the best
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    .....lol.....
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    Absolutly Classic...
    Also what is funnier is Azkazaware is originally fron Frankston isnt he?
    Remember the tantrum over the Moe ones caus he's now living in the Valley, cant wait for him to hit this thread.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ****a.
    Tom, azk is from hasting (Even worse than franga) lol
    I love laughing at frankston
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wagon_Wheel View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ****a.
    Tom, azk is from hasting (Even worse than franga) lol
    I love laughing at frankston
    get a hair cut!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fr3ak+-- View Post
    get a hair cut!
    Go play with a lawn mower
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    there heaps fun.. i was on gator today (bigger version of a golf buggy) they go like 50km.. my work is on a big land so i was hooning around on that for fun.. you cant do that at repco can you poof
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Absolutly Classic...
    Also what is funnier is Azkazaware is originally fron Frankston isnt he?
    Remember the tantrum over the Moe ones caus he's now living in the Valley, cant wait for him to hit this thread.
    Difference is, Frankston has actually accepted itself as a loser town and now enjoys it!

    Truth be told... that whole list of things is true... thats why its funny...

    And yes, hastings fails... worse than frankston...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fr3ak+-- View Post
    there heaps fun.. i was on gator today (bigger version of a golf buggy) they go like 50km.. my work is on a big land so i was hooning around on that for fun.. you cant do that at repco can you poof
    Actually man, after you left.....
    They wrecked the car park and put a big go kart track in there so we just hoon round that all day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wagon_Wheel View Post
    Actually man, after you left.....
    They wrecked the car park and put a big go kart track in there so we just hoon round that all day
    watever you reckon..
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY™ View Post
    Replace Frankston with Elizabeth, and you get the idea Nicko will know what i mean.....
    Couldn't agree more. (used to knock around salis)
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    man this joke has bought everyone out for a FAMILY REUNION
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    Sounds like you and your friend have a collective intelligence rivalling that of a door knob. Looks like the useless crap you fit to your car is the driver.
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    Can just see the people of Frankston reading this , or getting someone to read it to them saying " Yeah , thats right , wheres the funny part " lol
    there are three types of people in the world , those who can count and those who can't
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    Lol soooo true...such a hole that place is.. worse then dande lol
    Laughed hard tho!!! good post!
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    lol thats classic theres a western suburbs one floating around somewhere c if i can dig it up
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    Quote Originally Posted by electro cruiser View Post
    Lol soooo true...such a hole that place is.. worse then dande lol
    Laughed hard tho!!! good post!
    Ha ha ha ha , hey wait just a God damn minute , i'm from Dandenong
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    seriously, you guys are tards lol. ask anyone that actually grew up in frankston what kind of place it is, they will say its the best place in the world. not because its where they fit in but because its just wicked chances are none of you actually live and grew up there. some of them jokes can get your head kicked in if said to the wrong person.
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    Dandenong was ok until the lowlifes from Upper Doveton ie Endeavour Hills moved in there.
    I used to do the postie run in endeavour doof doof....i could smell what was for dinner everyday poppa dop central with a twist of "you wanna fight!fight me!"
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