crappy ol' VN driver
I'd Love To Be Eight Again
I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco
Pops and jammy
toasties!
He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they
went to a McDonalds
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate
milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon,
a hot dog, popcorn,
all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms!
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over
his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was
it like being eight
again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
realisation...'I meant my
dress size, you f***ing tw@t !!!'
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna
get it wrong.....
Body by Holden, Soul by Brock
the Legend will live forever
VN exec T5: 15.1sec @92.2mph 1/4 mile, 9.7sec @ 74.6mph 1/8mile, 2.3sec 60ft, 0-60mph 6.827sec 22/11/07 Gtech competition
Your guess is as good as mine......
Space Invaders Champion!
i can see my wife doing that, and me getting hurt, some how
i am the god of britany spears womanizer on just dance on the wii
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Hahahaha nice 1!
Shut up when I'm talkin' to you, you hear me, answer me!
Aidos!
WEll that joke also shows people need to be more specific. were not all mind readers and see the hidden meaning behind everything!
The Overseer
Farken oath!!Originally Posted by Piper
Seriously, I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse!!
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lol I was waiting for the punchline, thinking it was gonna be a dirty joke and his wife wanted to be ATE again
crappy ol' VN driver
you mean woman speak......... (gets in flame suit)
Body by Holden, Soul by Brockthe Legend will live forever
VN exec T5: 15.1sec @92.2mph 1/4 mile, 9.7sec @ 74.6mph 1/8mile, 2.3sec 60ft, 0-60mph 6.827sec 22/11/07 Gtech competition
dah dut dut da dah
got your mind in the gutter "again" jule's..lol I was waiting for the punchline, thinking it was gonna be a dirty joke and his wife wanted to be ATE again
Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed.
Even in our sleep we happen to be right.
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Seriously, I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse!!
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