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    There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

    The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

    The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

    The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

    She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat View Post
    Oh good lord....that's warped my mind...
    +2 lmfao.. thats sick and funny at the same time
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    lmao i posted this joke a few eeks ago, didnt go down well hahaha
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    maybe us VX drivers have a sick sense of humour..

    all the replies are by VX drivers. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphinx View Post
    maybe us VX drivers have a sick sense of humour..

    all the replies are by VX drivers. haha
    Not anymore....

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    I was first told that joke by a VX driver too. Must be a conspiracy

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    ...the only further thing you could say about that joke is a comment along the lines of "the game the whole family can play"...

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    Team VX FTW! haha

    nice to know I've offended someones sensibilities.. best i not tell the thalidomide joke then..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Only cause it was your daughter.
    and that doesn't even make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphinx View Post
    Team VX FTW! haha

    nice to know I've offended someones sensibilities.. best i not tell the thalidomide joke then..
    i too have noticed that all the VX drivers laughed at this lol
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