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    A truck driver has been on the road non stop for 4 weeks. He gets to the next city and goes straight to a brothel. He throws $1000 on the counter and says "give me the ugliest bird you've got and a toasted sandwich. the madam says "but sir, for a $1000 bucks you could have the most beautiful woman and a 5 course dinner". the truckie replies " look darling, I ain't horny,...... I'm homesick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daron View Post
    hahahahahahaha
    prolly very troo for most truckies hehehe
    oh ease up daron, most truckies are great people.
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    yeah i know
    i dindt say they wasnt:P

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