A truck driver has been on the road non stop for 4 weeks. He gets to the next city and goes straight to a brothel. He throws $1000 on the counter and says "give me the ugliest bird you've got and a toasted sandwich. the madam says "but sir, for a $1000 bucks you could have the most beautiful woman and a 5 course dinner". the truckie replies " look darling, I ain't horny,...... I'm homesick.![]()
haha nice. poor trucky.
LMAO nice one!