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    Default bottle of Merlot

    A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive

    woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

    So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
    'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and
    indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

    She stared at the
    wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided
    to send a reply to him by a note.

    The waiter, who was lingering
    nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to
    the gentleman.

    The note read:

    'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
    garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants '

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
    in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
    to deliver it to the lady.


    It read:

    'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a
    Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in
    my several garages;

    I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a
    10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana .

    There is over twenty million dollars in my
    bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are,

    would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.'
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    lol i liked it. unexpected!

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