women drivers

[wildss]

This morning on the freeway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new commodore doing 100kmh with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined my cell phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

!#@!! women drivers

[hsv_punk]

LOL!
Nice one.

[jetspin_vn]

It's a fine art drinking a coke, eating a pie, and smoking a ciggie whilst driving a manual I tell you.

[gus_tinkle]

hehe funny.... but so true.

[Tekit]

In this day and age how did you know it was a woman ?

[MattK]

was following a midle aged woman on the free way @100kmh , was rather busy , but not quite full .. after toorak rd , there are a couple of bends and on one of these , her car suddenly started spinning [ 360deg 2 times ] now I had a big Semi behind me , lots of traffic , and my heart in my mouth ..

I dont know how , she missed me , the car in front , and the car next to her , she didnt jump the rail , and as a matter of fact , she missed everything ..

After her spin , her car was pointed in the right direction , and she simply drove on as nothing had happened ...

As God is my witness , true story ...

[ViperVp]

HAhaha, thats awesome... bloody women drivers :P

[rattattack1313]

lool.. she (and you ) were lucky as......loool.. woulda been good if ya had a camera there....( funniest home car videos thread???????)........lol...(never a camera in your hand when you need one...).....

[MattK]

The looks on everyones faces was priceless , yeah , would have been one awesome video , I dont think a stunt driver could have done better .. She never slowed bellow 80kmh during the entire thing ..

But it could have gone all BAD , she could have bounced off all of us , I would have had a 20ton + truck T-bone me , possibly sending me over the rail into oncoming traffic hmy: , makes my stomach turn just thinking about how bad it could have been ..

"God was watching that day I can tell you" , who sais there are no miracles ?

Thank's God

[MattK]

OK this was like way back in the time machine , I was about 16 , and I was looking at a brand new Statesman 308 parked in the Clayton Shopping strip ..

Parked next to the Statesman was a Volkswagen Beetle ... A little old greek lady gets into the beetle , and reverses out , [ angle parking ] .. She turns too tight and hits the statesman ...

Now rather than stopping , she panics , puts her foot down ,
She is spinning her wheels , redlining her beetle , and dragging her car across the side of the Statesman , it's the funniest thing I have ever seen , and also the most stupid ... But she wrecked the entire left side of the Statesman , and it must have tacken 15 seconds or more for her to drag her car accross the statesman ... After she drove off , I wrote a note for the Statesman owner , giving him [ ? her ] the rego of the beetle maniac

Now that was funny I can tell you ...

[Tekit]

Last month I was driving home from work and it was bucketing down so bad the water was sitting on the highway and everybody was doing about 30kmh. I got to the Beenleigh entry heading North and the traffic was doing about 45kmh by then. Then from out of nowhere this little purple 2 door cut across 2 lanes of traffic as it entered the highway, made a beeline for the inside line at warp speed. Mind you there was about 1 inch of water on the road so the car just kept going at full speed across the other 3 lanes missed about 5 cars then flicked out at the inside railing, missing it, then with front wheels spinning at about ‘Mark 5’ sped back into the traffic across 3 lanes again missed all the cars that dived out of the road. Then did a 180 burnout and headed back at the railing to stall about 1 foot from it, pointing in the opposite direction.

Mind you all this time she kept forward momentum because I slow to about 20kmh and watched it with my hazard lights on, and when she stopped she was still the same distance from me as when I first saw her enter the highway. Then as I past the car there was this young girl with her hands on her face crying.

I’d like to know how many lives this Cat used.

There were a lot of witnesses for this, the highway was packed, did any one else see it (Brisbane 17 March, 2005 at about 6pm)

[hindred]

didn't see that, but was she a hot blonde?
one of my ex's lives at beenleigh ahah.

[VT Girl]

amusing stories!!!!... I can't help thinking that the outcomes would have been much worse had male drivers been behind the wheel!!!

[hindred]

amusing stories!!!!... I can't help thinking that the outcomes would have been much worse had male drivers been behind the wheel!!!

Ooo them's fighting words.

[Bax]

The male would of held it spinning a few hundred meters up the highway, cutting off 50 people and abusing them for getting in his way. Then explained how good of a driver he was.

That chick that lost it in the wet sounds hilarious. God damn roads get a little hairy in the wet sometimes though.

We were cruising back into town one day, fairly heavy rain, but still good visibility. Lots of water on the road, Few sections where aqua planing was just.. Unavoidable unless you were doing 2km/h.

And we were behind a guy, doing 100.. and we've seen him hit this puddle. And straight away he was aquaplaning to the left.. Not face first either, he was at an angle.. Then he gets out of the puddle. And miraculously straightens it up.. Was crazy stuff

[Tekit]

I think the only reason there wasn't a smash is that all the other drivers avoiding her were men.

[Tekit]

Ok this happened to my mum when I was about 10 (29 yrs ago),

A women reversed out of a car parking spot in a carpark and Tbone my dads SLR5000 with my mum driving. The girl put on a sob story and my mum and dad agreed to let her pay off the fixing of the car without them using their insurance or calling the police as she had had too many crashes. So she paid all the bills over about 3 months , and on the very last visit to our house she paid the last payment. We closed the door and about 15 minutes later we heard this enormous bang. We all looked at each other and said "no it can't be". We then went outside to find her car mount on the oppersite side of the road and another car into a power pole.

This time my mum called the police, and it came out that she try to chuck a Uy across double whites on a road that is marked at 100kmh and without check behind her first.

Ps : she did loose the right to drive.

[Slooth]

I used to deliver the morning paper for a living at about the 2am to 6am time. My job consisted of delivering up to 500 papers a morning. This involved:

Driving the car at pace as to not run late (often drifting corners), throwing papers with my right arm, selecting papers with my left arm, drinking water, responding to the CB and Mobile, reading the round book, changing the radio in search for decent song all whilst driving a manual car.

It was easier to do at night because you relied on headlights of other cars to tell if you could run the stop sign or not. Road rules don't generally apply.

All in a nights work. I miss that job...