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Steering Wheels
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir, did you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arghhh... and it's been driving me nuts."
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Last edited by cxcxcxvcvcvc; 11-06-2008 at 04:26 PM. Reason: double post
lol lame... what do you call a witch that lives at the beach??
A sandwich!!!!
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Q:What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
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was worth a shot, theres nothing funny in the jokes section anyways.
lol naa mate dont kick yourself we are just mucking around with ya.. i got heaps of them lame jokes anyways!!!
what do you call a guy that lives on his front door step?
Matt!
What do you call a guy with a car on his shoulders??
Jack!!
what do u call a guy with a shovel??
Doug!!
what do you call a guy without a shovel??
Douglas!!!
lmao there soo dumb!!
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Why did the pirate have to go to jail?
He was guilty of ARRRRRRSON.
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mate i didn't take offense haha
Rick =]
what do you call a guy that steals from a bank?
rob
lol so lame
what do you call a guy that lives on your front doorstep?
matt
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heres some more bad ones -
What do you call a guy floating in the sea with no arms or legs -
Bob
What do you call a man with no legs
Neil
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I Jizzed in my pants
what do u call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer!
what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
still no eye deer!
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
thats cool
Q: What do you call a donky with only 3 legs ....
A: A Wonky
Carbon Positive - DO IT!!
what do you call a man in a tree?
Russell
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