Geelong on wiki

[Jecs]

minux will love this

Geelong - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

[stocky]

LOL that sums it up quite well. first frankston jokes, now geelong. hahaha

[nicko]

LOL. i woke up in geelong on saturday morning and dam was i glad to get out of there some nice lady gave me a lift to the train station though so that was decent.

[Kikki]

LMFAO!

I actually miss the place! Still have no idea why but.

[azkwazere]

hahah that was so random... hahaha

aZk.

[minux]

LMFAO, it seems it is written by someone who lives down here which makes it even funnier.

[Jecs]

lmao highlights

Suburbs:
- Bell Park - Wog central - And I'm pretty sure there's no bell there...
- Bell Post Hill - No Bell or Hill there either- 50 % crazy people 50% wog
- Break Water - What happens to women when they have babies.
- Corio - A suburb with the highest concentration of bogans, drugs, rapes and other crimes and fatties in Australia.
- Norlane - There is actually not enough space on this page to pay out this poor suburb. The only advice is this: be careful not to get stabbed...
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What to do in Geelong:
- Get bashed in the city night life
- Roll a five cent coin down a corio street to see the population.
- Drugs

High Schools:
- Corio Secondary College - only high school in Victoria with a daycare for the knocked-up schoolgirls
- Clonard Girls - now with the new mini kilts so its easier for people to stare at their

[Kikki]

Matthew Flinders - full of ugly sl**s who think ther hot, or ugly nerds who think ther cool...some normal people...(like 3)

I didn't go to Mally Flea's.... seriously I didn't

[Wagon_Wheel]

Hahahahahahahahaha, thats funny as.

[Rufus®]

That's priceless. Just read a few other wiki's on there.... john howard and kevin rudd's entries. all gold, very informative site...

[Grennan]

Haha Corio. Remember the first time i went there I caught the train, get off and it was like i had gone back in time. **** that christ i broke up with my girlfriend and i never had to go back there again.

What a hole.

Geelong West - The main attraction is Toy Kingdom and Western Oval

Hahaha toy kingdom.

In the past 12 months, geelong residents have noticed a larger amount of indians in our beloved city. Due to an over population in melbourne they have migrated south and settled in geelong. Blame is pointed on the Deakin university and gordon TAFE. Indians are found in groups walking up high st, on our buses, in our 7-11's and in our taxi's. Several incidents of violence against indians has occured in geelong...thats fine.

Love this ****, we need one on springvale.

[Shounak]

AHHAHAHAHA Can't believe someone made something about Geelong. It's hilarious and all true.

Could've have more about the wanker chap laps at the waterfront.

[Sabbath']

What to do in Geelong

Drugs




Wonder if there's one of these for Moe or the Valley...

[Shounak]

There was. Tears ensued.

[Grennan]

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The inhabitants of Morwell utilise the barter system of trade. Commodities include beer (in six-packs or slabs), coal, cigarettes, and a highly valued species of native fauna known as 'pot'. For example: a car may be purchased through the trade of 2 slabs of VB and a packet of cigarettes. If it were a luxury car, such as a 1992 Holden Commodore Executive, 'pot' may also be involved in the transaction.

[CANYONERO]

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that quote is so funny, lol

[Sabbath']

There was. Tears ensued.

Damn i missed it. AzK probabaly had a cry and got it taken down

[NORTI]

lols @ Adelaide's.... WTF? with alot of it thou... plus no mention of Johnny?