Charlie & the hooker

[bazcom]

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging, and every day he'd jog
past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace
himself as he approached for what was almost certain to follow:


"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. "No!
Five pounds!" he would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back,
"Five pounds!"


One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband
on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,

Prince Charles realized she'd bark out her £150 offer, and Camilla would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd

better have a good explanation for his wife.


As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,

he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. He tried to avoid her eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
five pounds, you tight ba**ard?!"

[needwork2-4fillhabbit]

AHAHHAA!!! Good one..