How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast

[BlackVXGTS]

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who
asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that
all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an
officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two
fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence and caught the burglars red-handed

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you shot
them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available! '

[hsvpunk]

haha very good.

[Fr3ak+--]

hahaha.. he would get in trouble for that

[Dirbatua]

haha that really happened to, was in the newspaper.

[BANKS]

hahaha.. he would get in trouble for that

Gotta do what cha gotta do lol

good on him!

[UNKNOWN]

Nice one old timer!!!