Twins

[hsvpunk]

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into a supermarket
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome , nice children you've
got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:

"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is
seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think
they look alike, you D!ckhead?"

'Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"

[Fr3ak+--]

that bitch got told

[daron]

hahaahhaahhahaaha

[Morton]

hahaha, that's brilliant ^__________^

[Emackulation]

Bohahaha! get it in ya.

[Kikki]

LMFAO

*Wonders if that is why everyone assumes my kids are twins*

[UNKNOWN]

I said, Nice 1 bruva!!!!!!!!