Two ladies talking in heaven:
*_Two ladies talking in heaven:_*
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1st woman_: Hi! My name is Wanda. _
2nd woman_: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? _
1st woman_: I Froze to Death. _
2nd woman_: How Horrible! _
1st woman_: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you? _
2nd woman_: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman_: So, what happened?
2nd woman_: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died. _
1st woman_: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---
we'd both still be alive.
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