Two ladies talking in heaven:

[bazcom]

*_Two ladies talking in heaven:_*



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1st woman_: Hi! My name is Wanda. _



2nd woman_: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? _



1st woman_: I Froze to Death. _



2nd woman_: How Horrible! _



1st woman_: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,

I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you? _



2nd woman_: I died of a massive heart attack.

I suspected that my husband was cheating,

so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman_: So, what happened?



2nd woman_: I was so sure there was another woman there

somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched,

and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet

and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,

and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled

over with a heart attack and died. _



1st woman_: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---

we'd both still be alive.

[electro cruiser]

hahahahaaa lmao didnt expect that!!