Plastic Surgery

[Deutscher]

A man went to have plastic surgery on his p***s.
The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick s**thouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

"And?" prompted the doctor.

"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted p***y, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my d**k."

"It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

[Emackulation]

LOL. Hahaha, dayum.