Competition

[Deutscher]

A man in a Jaguar passed a mini that had broken down by the side of the road. Being a kindly driver, he stopped and fixed a tow-rope to it and began towing it to the nearest garage.
After 10 minutes of towing, a Porsche passed them at high speed. The Jaguar driver was not going to be outdone by a Porsche, so, forgetting that he had a mini in tow, slammed his foot down and the Jaguar and Porsche indulged in a high-speed race down the road, the Skoda and it's occupant trailing wildly about at the end of the rope frantically trying to attract their attention and failing.
A Police car saw them and gave chase. The Police driver radioed back to Headquarters "Sarge, you'll never believe this, I've just seen a Porsche and a Jaguar neck and neck doing 150 mph - and a bloke in a mini flashing his lights, blowing his horn and trying to overtake them!"

[Morton]

hahahaha ^____^ I loved that thanks!

[slo_firo]

Skoda?????

hahaha wish my mini was that fast........ almost managed 110 mph but that was the limit i think

[naf33n]

i think the joke must of had a skoda in it originally, and someone changed it to a mini

[Deutscher]

i think the joke must of had a skoda in it originally, and someone changed it to a mini

Possibley, I didn't even pick it up haha.