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Old 06-07-2008, 04:30 PM
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I pulled into a country town I couldn't believe still existed in the
year 2008. A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually
said "General Store", and that was it. There was a little old man
sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair......

I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?"
He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' ****."

I said, "What do you hunt?"
He said, "Somethin' to ****.
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Old 06-07-2008, 05:02 PM
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Hahaha, trust that to come from you markie
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:12 PM
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Was that town just west of Frankston?
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:18 PM
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Was that town just west of Frankston?

BWAHAHAHAHA good ol frankganistan ... what is with the girls there who wear pajamas in public all day? get dressed you bogans!
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:20 PM
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Was that town just west of Frankston?
lol, it may have been pakenham. or hastings
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:23 PM
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lol, it may have been pakenham. or hastings
isnt hastings east of frankston?
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:27 PM
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not sure. im not a navigator lol. but "west park" is in hastings isnt it
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