Cant fix stupid

[hsvpunk]

One
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?''That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

Two
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart < http://www.walmart.com/>
with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt
close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the
cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get
mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

Three
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room because the kid was eating ants. The
dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be
fine. The mother then says, 'I just gave him some ant killer.....!' Dispatcher: 'Rush him to the emergency room! '

[Kikki]

(damn 10 character limit)

[Deutscher]

Good one! haha

[Emackulation]

Good three! HAHAHA.