Indian With One Testicle
INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose
given name was 'Onestone.'
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him
Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said,
'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love
to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after
being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love
to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night,
but Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this
story?????...........................
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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Very clever!! I like it 
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