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01-08-2008, 11:09 AM
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Q. Two Frankston girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Frankston girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the Frankston girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during an Frankston quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Frankston kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and an Frankston girl?
A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. Three Frankston youths drive over a cliff in a Ford. What is wrong?
A. The car seats four.
Q. What's the most confusing day in Frankston?
A. Fathers day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Frankston?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
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01-08-2008, 11:14 AM
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someone has beaten you 2 this one
still ****in funny everytime i read it though
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01-08-2008, 11:18 AM
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Oh well Nicko you like to burst my bubble lots lately! LMAO
Sorry I actually didn't even check, feel free to delete it mods
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01-08-2008, 11:19 AM
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You should have read my mind and known that i was going to say that
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01-08-2008, 03:55 PM
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Yeah very old jokes, but they are still funny..
Everyone loves a laugh about frankston.
But have any of you out of towners been to frankston, or actually know what it is?
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nah im guessing its the woodridge of victoria ???
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Change Frankston to Salisbury/Elizabeth for Adelaide readers!
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01-08-2008, 07:30 PM
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But have any of you out of towners been to frankston, or actually know what it is?
I'm Ex-Victorian
Those in WA hmmm maybe change it to Balga?
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