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    Guts vs. Balls There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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    that is brilliant,now to try it out on my fiancee
    you mean ex-fiance
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    Quote Originally Posted by vnwagon91 View Post
    that is brilliant,now to try it out on my fiancee
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    you mean ex-fiance


    lol!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vnwagon91 View Post
    that is brilliant,now to try it out on my fiancee
    R.I.P Mate
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    your next fatty! classic
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    they didn't teach us this in the college
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