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    Default Female Geography

    Between 18 and 25
    A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas.

    Between 26 and 34
    A woman is like America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

    Between 35 and 44
    A woman is like India: Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

    Between 45 and 54
    A woman is like France: Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

    Between 55 and 60
    A woman is like Yugoslavia: A lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.

    Between 61 and 65
    A woman is like Russia: Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

    Between 66 and 70
    A woman is like Mongolia: A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

    After 70
    A woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there......

    MALE GEOGRAPHY

    Between 16 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe: Ruled by a dick.....

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    Wouldn't that be the USA?
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    lol abba, Mugabe's worse

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    Or the current state of affairs, you could even say Australia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morton View Post
    lol abba, Mugabe's worse

    Nice one Macca! (or your Mrs, whoever posted it )
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