mens rules

[sparrow25]

Hope all you guys out there like this one!

[Bax]

hahaha.. Love it.

[jetspin_vn]

What do you see that I don't?

[The1985divo]

What do you see that I don't?

we have no rules

[jetspin_vn]

Good... was just checking.

[Bax]

we have no rules

haha i didn't even think of that. I just opened it up and expected a story or a picture. Thats why I was laughing

Maybe next time.

Mens rules

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Hope you all enjoyed that one.

[jetspin_vn]

There may be no rules but there are definate guide lines. Par example...

A Blokes guide to buying a car

• V-Something. 6 or 8 hopefully. A Jag V12 is a bit pretentious and would probably not make it down to the milking shed when you're racing one of your siblings at the family barbie. A Straight is OK if it's 6+, but a 4 cylinder is lacey panty material.
• Not Pink
• Column Change is preferable, and not just because it's a Holden standard but also because you wouldn't want to make the mistake of reaching for a stick-shift and touching your mate's knee by mistake. There'd be no way to explain it and you'd have to go live in the Third World (the South Island) for the rest of your miserable life.
• A Bloke's vision is not obscured by fluffy dice, Sheepskin steering wheel covers, carpet dashboard covers, air fresheners or suchlike. A clear screen to see all of the road and enough of the sky to see if you need to put the fuse back in the window wipers is all that's needed.
• Crushed Velvet, Ornament & Perfume - FREE. (A Beer Sticker is not an ornament; it is a religious Icon)
• A bloke always has a crate of beer, a set of clippers and some toothpaste in case he gets invited to an impromptu stag-do.
• A Real Bloke's boot contains the following:
o At least 17 Screwdrivers - one for every day of the week, with spares
o A Sidchrome Socket Set
o A Stanley Knife
o A Tow-Rope (for when the handbrake leaves her light on and most definitely NOT because the V8 is unreliable. It just needs a little bit of TLC now and then)
o Two Hammers, a claw hammer for day to day operations and a heavy Ball Peen hammer for working on the car.
o A spotlight, in case Possum Shooting comes up in conversation
o An Axe
o Reserve Pair of Overalls, in case you get invited to a wedding or some other formal occasion.
o A length of Number 8 Wire and a set of pliers.
o A couple of fence posts and some fencing nails
o A couple of things that were in the car when you bought it that you hasn't got around to chucking away yet.