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Old 12-08-2008, 03:31 PM
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Default Gaffa tape / Duct tape / Race tape

Why is Gaffa tape / Duct tape / Race tape so much like "The Force"??

It has a dark side, and a light side, and it binds the universe together....
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Old 12-08-2008, 03:35 PM
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Old 12-08-2008, 04:43 PM
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:00 PM
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thats pretty lame mate
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:15 PM
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:37 PM
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hes right tho

Theres nothing duct tape cant fix, just ask my plumber
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Old 12-08-2008, 06:02 PM
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Loctite 406 is the same. I once tore an engine mount and couldn't get another one in for a day, so I loctited the crap out of it and pressed it in a vice for an hour. Held up for a day on a manual 202!
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Old 13-08-2008, 01:57 PM
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We call it, V8 supercar tape, The 200mph tape..

Held my VP's front down a few years ago, **** works great, Only thing it didn't stop was.. Eddies big mouth.
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Old 13-08-2008, 05:57 PM
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That was the gayest joke i have ever heard.


You just took lame to new heights of complete crapness.
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:01 PM
 

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They say there are two things you need in life - WD40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move, and should - use WD40. If it moves and shouldn't - use duct tape.
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:25 AM
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They say there are two things you need in life - WD40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move, and should - use WD40. If it moves and shouldn't - use duct tape.
too true! hehe
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:36 AM
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yeah, the only two things needed in a tool box.
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:20 PM
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yeah, the only two things needed in a tool box.
you forgot the big hammer
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