Dints in car
A blond was having a look at her fellow blonds car and noticed that it had a lot of dints in it. She told the first blond that she should go to the panel beater and have it fix, as there maybe an simple cheap way to fix it.
Blond number one went to the Panel beater and ask the man for a way to cheaply fix her car. The panel beater sensing she was a 'brick short of a load' told her what she had to do was, 'take the car home and let it cool down' then 'blow in the exhaust pile as hard as she could and the dints should pop straight out.
The blond went home and told her friend, she let the car go cold then started blowing in the exhaust pipe, but nothing happened. She tried again and again but nothing. She looked at blond number two as said "I don't know if it is working'. The second blond said " Your stuppid you know" and look down at her, then said "you have to wind the windows up first silly"
black betty
i think she was blowing the wrong thing for a cheap fix...
just kidding off course
Wheels on the bus go round and round...
Hahaha... nice nice...Originally Posted by Misaprop
i think she was blowing the wrong thing for a cheap fix...
just kidding off course
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JetSpin Racing Team
Come on now, every man alive has a fantasy about two blondes and a commodore!
JetSpin Racing Team Mantre:
"F**k safety, I'm in a hurry"
Sounds like the new quote for Commodre, Like Drive On, Game Over, or I Just Want One.
Say in a deep add voice
"Commodore, every mans fantasy... With two blondes"
Blondes not included"
Now for a prayer...
To our god, who art made in Adelaide. Holden be thy name. Thy legends come, and championships won, on circuits as it is on Mount Panorama. Give us this day our daily grunt, and forgive us our burnouts, as we forgive those who choose to drive fords. Lead us into temptation, and deliver us a V8. For thine is the spirit, the power, and the glory are yours, now and for ever.
HOLDEN!
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