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Old 13-08-2008, 06:13 PM
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Old 13-08-2008, 06:15 PM
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"Confucious say, man who sit on bench and think dirty thoughts, may not stand up again"
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Old 13-08-2008, 06:17 PM
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Old 13-08-2008, 10:14 PM
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what a unit. lol
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Old 13-08-2008, 10:19 PM
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Amputation of penis.....even the thought makes me cringe
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Old 13-08-2008, 10:29 PM
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thought it would be fun to root the metal bench...the Olympics are turning them craaazy.
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Old 14-08-2008, 02:37 AM
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Someone give the man a bottle of astroglide for next time he's in the park , I'm inspired by his teenage like ingenuity
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Old 14-08-2008, 09:56 AM
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hahaha wadda tool
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Old 14-08-2008, 10:51 AM
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hhaa i just read this.. farr out thats bloody gold. who does this tho
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how would that bugger ever show his face again muhaaaa
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