some funnys

[jas98]

From and email i got (hence the CAPS)


A BOY ASKS HIS GRANNY, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS, THEY

WERE LABELLED LSD?" GRANNY REPLIES, "F**K THE PILLS,

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?!"




LITTLE BILLY ASKS HIS DAD FOR A TELLY IN HIS ROOM. DAD

RELUCTACTLY AGREES. NEXT DAY BILLY COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND

ASKS, "DAD, WHAT'S LOVE JUICE?" DAD LOOKS HORRIFIED AND

TELLS BILLY ALL ABOUT SEX.



BILLY JUST SAT THERE WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN IN AMAZEMENT.



DAD SAYS, "SO WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING?"



BILLY SAYS, " WIMBLEDON !"











A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SAYS TO HER

HUSBAND, "I LOOK HORRIBLE, I FEEL FAT & UGLY, PAY ME A

COMPLIMENT."



HE REPLIES, "YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!"











WIFE GETS NAKED & ASKS HUBBY, "WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE,

MY PRETTY FACE OR MY SEXY BODY?"



HUBBY LOOKS HER UP & DOWN AND REPLIES, "YOUR F***IN'

SENSE OF HUMOUR!"

[Kikki]

Good ones....

[daron]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha love them all

[Morton]

WIFE GETS NAKED & ASKS HUBBY, "WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE,
MY PRETTY FACE OR MY SEXY BODY?"


HUBBY LOOKS HER UP & DOWN AND REPLIES, "YOUR F***IN' SENSE OF HUMOUR!"

love it

[BOY1236]

^^^^

+1

Loool!!