lol backfired

[jas98]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
> >>>> go into
> >>>> the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in
> >>>> a
> >>>> passionate embrace.
> >>>> Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
> >>>> himself as
> >>>> he=2
> >>>> 0ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the
> >>>> playground
> >>>> and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
> >>>> look and
> >>>> he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her
> >>>> shirt.
> >>>> Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
> >>>>
> >>>> At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
> >>>> interesting
> >>>> story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look
> >>>> on
> >>>> Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
> >>>>
> >>>> At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his
> >>>> story.
> >>>> Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
> >>>> car go into
> >>>> the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
> >>>> Jane a big
> >>>> kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
> >>>> Daddy take
> >>>> his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
> >>>> that Mummy
> >>>> and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'
> >>>>
> >>>> Mummy fainted!

[georgeonboost]

classic!!!!!!

[eurekamad94]

ownage !!!!!!!

[nicko]

pwned!!!! thats great