Ralph stopped at a flower shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to Ralph and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" Ralph asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," the man confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive."![]()
Bahahaha Thats Sic
i feel like such an idiot. i dont get it. hard drive. ok computer? so what if he crashed it. its not that bigga deal is it :b:
Half a carton and still going!!! Now thats Economy
loool.... do I have to explain another of my jokes????? lool..okay...... wouldn't you be upset if someone crashed your hard drive??????and we all know how some ladies react to things breaking???? especially things they can't fix, or know can't be fixed ????...maybe we should have 2 joke columns......looool...
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Last edited by rattattack1313; 15-04-2005 at 08:30 PM. Reason: for fun..lol..
I'm with VLACS.. Maybe I'm just not getting it, But I'm fairly sure I am, and its just not that funny.
okay.... I will try to do better ones......loool.....see how I go.....
Is it kind of like if she had crashed his car?
JetSpin Racing Team Mantre:
"F**k safety, I'm in a hurry"
lol..yes jetspin....