Old Farmer Steven and his lake

[blacknight]

When Steven retired after being in the govenrment for 30 odd years, he bought himself a mansion in the country side next to a lake. For the next few years he started growing vineyards and every day his friends would visit him.

Early one morning Steven woke up to the delighted shrieks of women. He looked out the window and saw many gorgeous backpackers swimming and playing in his lake. He ran down to the lake...carrying a bucket.

When the women saw him running to the lake, they all swam to the deep end of the lake (as they were naked).

A gorgeous brunette shouted out to Steven, "We are not coming out of the water because you are just a dirty old man who wants to see our bodies!!"

Ols farmer Steven shouted in reply," I'm not here to see you young ones in the nude! I came to the lake just to feed the crocodile!"

The moral of the story? Old man may move slow, but they think fast

[Pimpn1]

lol thats gold