musical octopus

[azz]

an octopus walks into a bar and say's "I am the best musician in australia and I can play any instrument you put in my hands", so this guy gives him a guitar and the octopus plays it like hendrix, then someone gives him a violin and the octopus plays it perfectly then an old guy gives him some bag pipes and the octopus stares at the bag pipes, starts turning them around and then stares at them again, the barman yells "see ya can't play thm ya dumb show off octopus" and the octopus replies "play them, mate if I can work out how to get its pyjamas off I'm gonna ****'em

[88GreenVN]

I'd cry too - very bad joke but made me smile so thanks.

[dudewheresmycar]

Octopus is my favourite seafood!