Some Humour

[hsvpunk]

Regular naps prevent old age,
Especially if you take them while driving.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
And the other is the husband!

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.

You can't buy love,
But, you pay heavily for it.

Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
He still ends up with the same boss.

Wise men talk because they have something to say;
Fools talk because they have to say something.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife:
Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband:
Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[skitzn]

mark dont know where you get this stuff but all funny coz they are true!!!!!

a couple more for you


why do men call their wife DEAR?

coz they are expensive!!!!

why are divorces so expensive??

because they are worth every cent.

[AWETZM]

Far out, its sad but those were the highlight of my weekend..