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Got these emailed to me, some are funny/so true and some not so much;
Q. Two melton girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a melton girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old melton girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the melton girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a melton girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a melton quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two melton kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a melton boy and an melton girl?
A. A melton girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. Three melton youths drive over a cliff in a Ford. What is wrong?
A. The car seats four.
Q. What's the most confusing day in melton?
A. Fathers day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in melton?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
Selling FG G6E Turbo and buying a N/A Supra
lol pretty funny but they have been repeated so many times in so many different suburbs
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I heard this one, but it was for Frankston
:: hakhawk :: says:
im a geek by day
:: hakhawk :: says:
a mass/axe murderer by night
:: hakhawk :: says:
and a rabbit sometimesI'm only nice to one person per day. Today is not your day....
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
God must love stupid people, He made so many.
Step outside the snow globe you all live in and replace Melton with Melbourne, from the outside looking in, it's all the same even if you don't think so from the inside :d
Joe123
yeah I've heard all of these, like someone said for Frankston though...
at least our family trees fork at some point, country boyOriginally Posted by greenfoam
Step outside the snow globe you all live in and replace Melton with Melbourne
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LOVE IT hahahahahaat least our family trees fork at some point, country boy
Hey my family had been in Melbourne for a couple of generations in the mid 1900's, still a few sections of the family living in some of the more bushy suburbs Warrandyte and Eltham kinda area, but most of them were smart enough to get out again
Chrgd,Coold,Twinthrot'in
I'm from Melton... pretty much all of these are applicable.
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