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  1. 02-09-2008, 10:57 AM #1
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    what do ford and a tampon have in common?
    they both need a tow rope and are built for pu$$ie$
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  2. 02-09-2008, 11:02 AM #2
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    FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily

    ... would love to see your car and a Ford GT in a Drag Race... that would teach you not to make fun of FORDs , only ppl with VEs get to do so
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    LOL.... Thats actually prettyy good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOY1236 View Post
    FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily

    ... would love to see your car and a Ford GT in a Drag Race... that would teach you not to make fun of FORDs , only ppl with VEs get to do so
    Haha... come on... everyone has the right to make fun of fords...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOY1236 View Post
    FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily

    ... would love to see your car and a Ford GT in a Drag Race... that would teach you not to make fun of FORDs , only ppl with VEs get to do so
    This guy is right, there is a chain of command

    VE Owners Pay out Fords

    Everyone else pays out VE owners
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    This guy is right, there is a chain of command

    VE Owners Pay out Fords

    Everyone else pays out VE owners
    I've noticed myself bagging VE's more than ford's lately... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    This guy is right, there is a chain of command

    VE Owners Pay out Fords

    Everyone else pays out VE owners

    love those VE 4 speeds.lol

    thats gotta suck,no manual option?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashbox View Post
    love those VE 4 speeds.lol

    thats gotta suck,no manual option?
    Ouch !, there is manual option ... but .... the thing is ... don't wanna talk about it

    still can kick you butt in a race
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOY1236 View Post
    still can kick you butt in a race

    difference is we dont get shot at if were caught drag racing. not yet anyway. wait for the next set of hoon laws to come in

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOY1236 View Post
    FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily

    ... would love to see your car and a Ford GT in a Drag Race... that would teach you not to make fun of FORDs , only ppl with VEs get to do so
    Jeremy clarkson bought a GT

    broke down 3 times, had to be sent back to Ford......
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    then he sold it
    Chev badges are an instant fail
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    fords catch fire so often here, so when ppl see a fire they ask : was that a Ford ?
    Really really ... Fighting Temptations
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    Ford to Recall 3.6 Million Vehicles Due to Fire Risk

    FOXNews.com - Ford to Recall 3.6 Million Vehicles Due to Fire Risk - Business And Money | Business News | Financial News

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    I am sure you could find many GM recalls too. Recalls are a GOOD thing, it means they are taking action to fix the problem rather than hide it.
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